Stupid Inhuman Tricks

Now lookie here! Even if you agree with The Doubleduh-Cheney Gang's agenda, yuh gotta admit that they done fucked up the Iraq thingy and didn't manage to move a few thousand folks out the way of a storm that gave plenty of warning (not to mention the fact that the damn thang wuz predicticated years ago). And the only thing they're putting on the table to pay for their incompetence are cuts in social programs. Yep - the po' folks gonna pay dearly for the honor and privludge o' havin Preznut Bunnypants and Big Dick trash their lives. And the Dumbocrats jus' gonna let'em get away with it (there ain't no Democratic Party - get it?).

Whew! Ok . . . anyway . . . my main point here is: the only thing these folks have done right is figure out how to get away with it and still advance their agenda (making a small number of people very very very fucking rich). I call this Stupid Inhuman Tricks (thanks, Dave. Remind me to send you my "Top Ten Reasons Judge Roberts Should Go Fuck Himself").

My question is, "with a track record like this, why is The Gang involved in even more bullshit adventurism?"

Take, for example, our presence in Paraguay. A clip or two from "U.S. Military in Paraguay Prepares to 'Spread Democracy'" (note that the link points to the article as republished at Axis of Logic; the article was original published at Toward Freedom):
Controversy is raging in Paraguay, where the U.S. military is conducting secretive operations. 500 U.S. troops arrived in the country on July 1st with planes, weapons and ammunition. Eyewitness reports prove that an airbase exists in Mariscal Estigarribia, Paraguay, which is 200 kilometers from the border with Bolivia and may be utilized by the U.S. military. Officials in Paraguay claim the military operations are routine humanitarian efforts and deny that any plans are underway for a U.S. base. Yet human rights groups in the area are deeply worried. White House officials are using rhetoric about terrorist threats in the tri-border region (where Paraguay, Brazil and Argentina meet) in order to build their case for military operations, in many ways reminiscent to the build up to the invasion of Iraq. (1) The tri-border area is home to the Guarani Aquifer, one of the world’s largest reserves of water. Near the Estigarribia airbase are Bolivia’s natural gas reserves, the second largest in Latin America. Political analysts believe U.S. operations in Paraguay are part of a preventative war to control these natural resources and suppress social uprisings in Bolivia . . .

The proximity of the Estigarribia base to Bolivian natural gas reserves, and the fact that the military operations coincide with a presidential election in Bolivia, has also been a cause for concern. The election is scheduled to take place on December 4 2005. Bolivian Workers’ Union leader Jaime Solares, and Movement Toward Socialism (M.A.S.) Legislator Antonio Peredo, have warned of U.S. plans for a military coup to frustrate the elections. Solares said the U.S. Embassy backs rightwing ex-President Jorge Quiroga in his bid for office, and will go as far as necessary to prevent any other candidate’s victory . . .

Paraguayan and U.S. officials contend that much of the recent military collaborations are based on health and humanitarian work. However, State Department reports do not mention any funding for health works in Paraguay. They do mention that funding for the Counterterrorism Fellowship Program (CTFP) in the country doubled for 2005. The report explained, ""Bilateral relations between the U.S. and Paraguay are strong, with Paraguay providing excellent cooperation in the fight against terrorism…CTFP provided funds for Paraguayans to attend courses on the dynamics of international terrorism, and the importance and application of intelligence in combating terrorism."

Cute, eh? Looks to me like the strategy for these creeps is "If it ain't broke, break it, move on, find somethin else that ain't broke. Apply, rinse, repeat."